Marchy the video game cover model
How is your mental health? Are you missing hockey? Which games are you re-watching to get you ready for 10/3/2019? The season opener in Dallas or as I like to call it the: "F game 7, woe is me, and burn it down*. F that f'n f'n team in that f'n f'n color" game. "Hi, how are ya?" - Jeffree Star. I digress.
To greener pastures, Mr. Kessel. I'm glad Paul Bissonnette will be able to observe The Kessel in the desert. Biznasty took a photo with Binnnasty and I said some expletives to that photo. Which brings me to this fan created NHL 20 cover. I want him to change his avatar to the game 7 photo. Make that image your bitch. Scorched Earth, Assholes.
Bruins Off-Season and hockey off-season in general:
I hope these Men fixed whatever body part was broken. Or are in the process of fixing. I hope they are seeking help for mental or addiction issues. These men fix their teeth and then become hooked on pain medication. These men battle through pain and become hooked on pain medication. I hope no one has beaten up their romantic partners. I hope you are able to enjoy your vacation and then prepare for training camp. I hope your golf game is better. I just came across Khudobin's pig roasting video and bless your carnivore heart with the apple in the pig's mouth. Why can't I be on that jet ski with you in Siberia? "They have bears there and secret government bases". I am glad that I'm not on that jet ski with you.
I'm doing better and I hope you are, too. I'm still a vegetarian. This post-season I said, if I survive this I'm going on a vacation. Rooms are booked for something next month and I'm excited. On to the Red Sox bullpen figuring things out. On to Kimbrel eviscerating his opponents. Nothing like a revenge tour. On to Scorched Earth.
- Bruins’ Brad Marchand Had Cool Moment With Young Blues Fan After Game 6. (NESN)
- “That’s exactly what I want...That’s what (the Bruins) want me to be and that’s what I want to be. I look up to (Brad Marchand). He’s a great player, he had 100 points. Not sure I’m going to do that, but who knows? I just want to be that pest and now I’m concentrating on the Providence Bruins and I just want to make the team and start from there.” - Samuel Asselin (NESN)
*Shout-out Seth Rollins. The Free Marchy pick for the 2020 Stanley Cup: (1) Bruins, (2) Detroit, (3) NJ Devils, and (4) Seattle. The later doesn't even have a team but I'm sure the NHL will find a way for them to win the cup. My picks last year were Bruins and Detroit. Maybe I was a season too early? I wrote "make it so" which to me meant that they will win the cup this year and that I'll take the +20000 odds. I looked up our boy Albin Grewe (Scroll down to Game 5, 6/16/2019 and see his photo.) he was drafted by the Wings at pick 66 in the 2019 draft. I'm pretty sure he....don't say anything he's only 18...had a rated G night in Las Vegas during the draft weekend.
I was watching a video of a guy being bitten by a snake. He just wanted to be bitten by a snake for the clicks (views, viral content). I said, "that snake is Brad Marchand". Do you read 'The Walking Dead" comic? Do you remember the artwork of the governor looking at decapitated heads inside the tvs? They shot that scene for the tv show as well. I imagine that is what Mr. M is doing as he waits for the new season to start. Or he's taking photos outside of a strip mall. twitter.com/jaft17/status/1144673751369420801 I love this tweet. Live your life Mr. M. "'Cause every little thing is gonna be alright". Have you learned that song on the guitar, Mr. M?
I'm obsessed with trying to figure out what songs he is learning on the guitar. Toddler songs for his kids, a romantic ditty for his wife, country songs? I imagine he's into country music. I bet he likes that 'Old Town Road' song.
2019 Draft:
If Gary Bettman really wanted to shut out the boo's towards him he would have had Mr. M incorporated somewhere in the show. Imagine the Commish steps out with the Sedin's and Marchy attacks the Sedin's with a folding chair ala a (wrestling or wrasslin) work. Mr. M is placed in a stretcher. Luongo runs down the ramp and attacks the man in the stretcher. Cops come and separates them. Mr. M is placed in an ambulance, the twins and the Commish flip the ambulance over, and ding dong the wizard is dead. Or at least he's enjoying being the heel.
To greener pastures, Mr. Kessel. I'm glad Paul Bissonnette will be able to observe The Kessel in the desert. Biznasty took a photo with Binnnasty and I said some expletives to that photo. Which brings me to this fan created NHL 20 cover. I want him to change his avatar to the game 7 photo. Make that image your bitch. Scorched Earth, Assholes.
The Red Sox game starts in four hours. How the blank am I going to wake up to watch the game?
"And the (Bruins) ask for your opinion? No, but if they ever" - Fever Pitch:
The Bruins sent me something. Is it the Chris Wags jersey I tweeted about during fansgiving in there? No it's better and I'm grateful. I wish I saved that tweet. I was just pissed off that I didn't win the sweater that I deleted the tweet. What a baby.
Free Agency:
What's going to happen to Ryan Spooner? What's going to happen to Adam McQuaid? What's going to happen to Valeri Nichushkin? Russia? All three of them are going to Russia?
Bruins Off-Season and hockey off-season in general:
I hope these Men fixed whatever body part was broken. Or are in the process of fixing. I hope they are seeking help for mental or addiction issues. These men fix their teeth and then become hooked on pain medication. These men battle through pain and become hooked on pain medication. I hope no one has beaten up their romantic partners. I hope you are able to enjoy your vacation and then prepare for training camp. I hope your golf game is better. I just came across Khudobin's pig roasting video and bless your carnivore heart with the apple in the pig's mouth. Why can't I be on that jet ski with you in Siberia? "They have bears there and secret government bases". I am glad that I'm not on that jet ski with you.
I'm doing better and I hope you are, too. I'm still a vegetarian. This post-season I said, if I survive this I'm going on a vacation. Rooms are booked for something next month and I'm excited. On to the Red Sox bullpen figuring things out. On to Kimbrel eviscerating his opponents. Nothing like a revenge tour. On to Scorched Earth.
