Stanley Cup Finals v St. Louis
Game 7 L 4-1
Wednesday, 6/12/2019. 6:31 PM. Breathe everyone. Breathe. Middle of the 8th for the Red Sox. Score tied at 3. Lord give us the strength. I love you so much Bruins. I am prepared for whatever the Good Lord decides on. Tonight....Game 7 in Boston: Bruins vs. St. Louis vs. NHL vs. gambling fixers vs. Lord Stanley. I'm rooting for the Bruins and Lord Stanley. Insert a violence quote here because it's going to be a bleeping bloodbath. Kevan Miller is taking copious notes. It's on, assholes.Fuck shit up! (6/14/2019 edit: I really thought there was going to be a lot more fighting.)
12:06 AM Thursday, 6/13/2019. May I suggest reading "Learning to Tell Time with Puppies and Kittens" by Eustacia Moldovo and Patricia J. Murphy. I was reading that book as the third period timer winded down to someone I will introduce to you soon. "Make Way for Ducklings" by Robert McCloskey always cheers me up and I love the artwork. Yes, they are toddler books. "Tough Shit" and "The Alchemist" for adults. Gryz scored the goal. Thank you, G.
I cried. I told my five year old niece that my heart hurts. She wrote this for me twenty minutes later.
I cried again but of happiness. My heart will go on and so will yours. Choose to be happy. Choose to believe.
2013 sucked way more than this. (edit 6/14/2019 and I survived that).
I love the Bruins. This will only piss off Marchand even more. Watch out for this lunatic when he has his hockey stick, gun, guitar, fist, and mouth full of chirps. This team played through bleeping boulders and hail of adversity.
If you came here to gloat go fuck yourself. If you write or think that this season was a waste go fuck yourself. This is only the beginning. I don't know when the 2019-2020 season starts. Sometime in two and a half months. I'll be here.
Thank you, Men. Thank you to the Bruins organization. Free agency will come and trades will be made. To those leaving the team. I wish you well and I can't thank you enough for what you did this season. "Don't be defeatist dear, it's very middle class" - Dowager Countess of Grantham, Downton Abbey. May your bones, mind, and heart heal.
12:39 AM. I'm just listening to Cardi B on repeat. "I need ya'all to shake yo' ass - ass - ass" - Twerk. I will not get arrested this morning. I'm going to take a kickboxing class and run from one side of the country to the other. You will not break me, NHL.
The Red Sox won. I am happy about that. Life goes on darling. Thank you Bruins. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Lord Stanley. Jah will provide.
*****
Thursday 6/13/2019 11:35 PM. I wrote something earlier and then accidentally erased it. Whoops! It was about mental health. If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel keep on walking. Then I wrote something else that wasn't saved. Double Whoops. I don't care enough to retype it. Though I stand by the violent deed I mentioned about. Chin up you will get through this.
Yep, Still A Bruins Fan video from The Hockey Guy.
I watched a video, on mute, of a Blues fan reacting to the win and I was genuinely happy for him. Guess what, the Red Sox won today. On to the next one. Mr. M's tears are uniting hockey fandom. Building bridges like Jesus.
2018-2019 was Marchy 2.0. The 2019-2020 is scorched earth Marchy. If he can come back from these injuries. Brad Fucking Marchand doesn't play. Get 'um, kid.
*****
Sometime between Sunday (6/9/2019 and Wednesday 6/12/2019):
Bravo!
Speaking of Tuks, he just tweeted about Big Papi. Señor Ortiz is in intensive care after surgery. Parts of his intestines, gallbladder and colon were removed overnight.
Game 6 W, 5-1
Remember China? I do. I wonder if anyone picked up a copy of "The Art of War" in China? I guarantee the Captain has read this book. I've seen this team pull a rabbit out of a hat. How do you win first and then go to War? Someone on this team has figured that out. Is his jaw wired shut? Has he returned from concussion protocol? Is his name Butch Cassidy? Is he nursing a broken everything and hopped up on Russian Gas? Does he have a school of greatness? Is he Batman? Does he wield a guitar and a slew of insults? Is he playing fortnite this very instance?
Win first and then go to war, darling. Win first and then go to war.
6/8/2019 9:18 PM. Game 6 needs it's own section. Game 6 requires a new template on this site. (I changed the format so that the only blog up is the game 6 blog. Because this is the only game that matters.) I may fall asleep during the whole game. Wake up to a win. That's how I watch the Patriots games. (I didn't go to sleep. I did eat four dunkin' donuts but let's not talk about that.)
Game 5 L, 2-1
Hebrews 11:1 - Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see.
Luke Fox @lukefoxjukebox (10:03 AM - 6/3/2019)
"Asked David Pastrnak about Torey Krug's impact on the Cup Final. He looks over at (Joe Haggerty), smiles, and says, "Do you still think we're better without him?""
Thursday, 6/6/19 9:22 PM EDT. Score 1-0. Bruins down by one. The Captain and Kampfer are in.
11:11 PM. We Want The Cup.
Goal from DeBrusk. Life goes on, Regroup, and Believe. Complaining won't change the score. Disrespect won't change the score. Thank you, Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. I love you, Bruins. Game 6 is on Sunday. I'm grateful for that. On to St. Louis.
Friday 6/7/2019 4:52 AM. Should I take a photo of these tweets or just copy and paste it? For now....
Thank you.
@markscheig (6:20 AM - 6/1/2019) This is Albin Grewe. He spoke to 23 teams. He was asked what player he likes. “Brad Marchand. I like him.” #NHLCombine
Albin Grewe you are wonderful. Albin Grewe, du är underbar.
Reader: You have to be angry after Game 5.
Free Marchy response: God will provide. Jah will provide. Lord Stanley will provide. St. Damien will provide. Brad Marchand will provide. Brad Marchand with his one hand will provide.
Another tweet. I won't take a photo of this one. From a year and a half ago:
3 fines
19 games lost
$872,522.61 in forfeited salary".
The sacrifice that these Men and their families go through. I will never understand. I'm not a professional athlete. I'm not related to an athlete. I'm not hockey tough. I don't think this is what Lord Stanley had in mind but this is professional men's hockey 2019 in the Americas. Whatever financial support you Men need in the future I'll be here for you.
The 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup starts today. Brava Ladies.
Acciari's dog is named Thor. Don't mess with Thor and his master. It's been 6 hours and Cam Neely is still pissed off. "Your blood pressure, Mr. Neely. Your blood pressure". Glass half full: It's a great GIF of you throwing the water bottle. The David Krejčí School of Greatness represented. On to St. Louis.
Game 4 L, 4-2
Hebrews 4:16 For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but we have one who in every respect has been tested as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore approach the throne of grace with boldness, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need.
It's time. You deserve to be here. Be well, Men. Thank you. Dracarys.
Monday, 6/3/2019. 11:04 PM EDT. Oh, brother. Goals from Coyle and Carlo. Thank you Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. Safe travels back to Boston. I've often wondered how do the players get home after a game like this? I would take a car service. I sincerely hope that Captain Chára isn't biking home at 3 AM. Where he is pissed off, mumbling, and resisting medical treatment. Police and ambulance escort trailing behind him. Czechoslovakia hockey guy. I'm sure he will still pause and attempt to say, "Thank you Bobby Orr" to #4's statue. Back to hockey guy (tough)... when I said that Krug was a Boston hockey guy. I think he would want it made clear that he is a Michigan hockey guy. (I read a tweet at 7 AM on Tuesday 6/4/19 that the team didn't leave St. Louis. Ok, good. The Captain doesn't have to bike home in the dark. "Talk is cheap this time of the year. We have to show it on the ice." - DK. Dear God please resurrect The David Krejčí School of Greatness. While you are at it please resurrect the Red Sox, if possible. Necromancy!)
6/4/2019 1:48 PM. Ok.
Game 3 W, 7-2
Time to get biblical.
Revelation 21:1-4 Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and the sea was no more. And I saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Behold, the dwelling place of God is with man. He will dwell with them, and they will be his people, and God himself will be with them as their God. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”
Saturday, 6/1/2019 4:16 AM. If I wake up tomorrow and Urho Vaakanainen is in the lineup. I won't know how to contain my excitement.
@andystrickland (8:15 AM - 2/22/2019)
"Trent Frederic had secured a suite for dozens of friends and family planning to attend tomorrow’s game in St. Louis, his 1st as an #NHL player in his hometown. With him being sent down he has given his box to the #stlblues Special Hockey organization #NHLBRUINS" Check the timestamp. God remembers.
It's like seeing the test subjects figuring out the code.
8:10 PM EDT. He's not in the lineup and I saw the Red Sox score. Everything is going to be okay. Last night I wanted to type that the photo above reminded me of when the raptors started using door handles to open doors in Jurassic Park (1993). Good Luck out there Men. I love you. I believe in you.
9:55 PM. 4 minutes left in the second. Score 5-1. Bruins up by 4, Binnington chased, and now lots of sucker punches. Grandma Power.
11:07 PM. Goals from Bergy, Coys, Sex Magnet, Pasta, Krug, Acciari, (Was he fishbowl one, fishbowl two, or fishbowl three? Then again Marsh called it a bubble. The three this season, who wore the bubble face mask were Kampfer, Acciari, and Sex Magnet. I think Noes was bubble three) and Mojo Jojo also scored. Outstanding!! Hope you are okay McAvoy and everyone else who is injured. Which is pretty much the whole team. Thank you, Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. Heal, try to heal, and think positive healing thoughts. Ding, light bulb. Oh my goodness. Do they listen to those "healing power" videos on youtube? Positive healing energy. Reiki on blast. Limp to the finish line. St. Damien please hear our prayers. Don't get into any shenanigans, it's only just begun. Game 4 is on Monday. On to St. Louis.
Game 2 L, 3-2 OT
Wednesday, 5/29/2019 5:20 PM EDT. The black bean Korean noodles was actually pretty tasty. It looks like spaghetti and more dark brown than black. On twitter I came across this shirt that says, "Best line in hockey". With a pasta emoji, rat emoji, and face with halo emoji. Which one are you again, Marshy?
I'm a little obsessed with the website Cameo. For a fee a "talent" records a video message for you. I just came across James White's cameo. cameo.com/sweetfeet Heck yeah! Bobby Robins with his surgical nose and prayers. I'm down. cameo.com/bobbyrobins. This is what I want him to say: "Sup, Pinoy this is Bobby Robins former Bruins Winger. Go with the Lord. Jesus Loves You. Happy almost 40th birthday. Go Bruins".
Marchand:"What about me?"
Me: "I'll get to you".
Then I came across Mat Robson, Wild goalie. cameo.com/matrobson1 When I saw the SAFTB flag behind him I thought, "Oh yeah. Bonafide". This is what I would like him to record: "Hi, (insert my real name). This is Mat Robson goalie for the Wild. Anton Khudobin should marry you. I was waiting at the airport with soda for Phil Kessel he can suck it now. Peace."
Marchand:"What about me?"
Me: "Okay, Okay".
Marchand is not on Cameo. But if he were this is what I envision he would record for me: "You piece of shit stole my name for a crappy blog. Put down the ice-cream pint and kiss my ass. You can't be called "Free Marchy" and not suck my wrench 24/7. You are insulting fan blogs all over the internet. Your grammar and punctuation sucks. You will never be a good blogger. I'm going to find you and kill you. Kisses from Brad Marchand". Thanks, Marsh. And that's him being nice.
Take two. He would strum and sing lyrics from "Love me Tender" by Elvis Presley and wish me an okay day. Even though "Can't help Falling in Love" and "Blue Hawai'i" are my two favorite Elvis songs. I'm really into "G.I. Blues" after hearing it in the car this past week.
Alright. Best of luck tonight, Men. Bring the fire, wave the Barstool towels for Rodger Goodell to see them, and ejaculate all over the building.
Game 1 W, 4-2
Lord please help the Bruins. Guide them to whatever you see fit. Thank you for this day and for your mercy. And thank you for Ice-cream, vegetarian food, chipped teeth, Anton Khudobin and toque/trapper hats.
Happy Memorial Day.
Monday, 5/27/2019 7:34 PM EDT. Thank you, Bill Buckner. May St. Peter welcome you to the big baseball field in the sky.
"Boston is in my blood.
Boston raised me.
This place is my home." - Charlie Coyle, "Let's Bring It Home".
Marchand thinks he's both Cersi and Ghost (the direwolf). Bergy says he's Jon Snow and Pasta is Tormund Giantsbane. I'll find the link for the video.
It's Chris Wagner's birthday today.
10:18 PM. 18 minutes left in the third. Score tied. Goals from Cliffy and McAvoy. I never call him Chuck*. Time to breakout.
11:09 PM. Additional goals from Sex Magnet and Marshy. Marshy is trending on twitter. Hate will do that. Torey Krug,hockey guy Boston hockey guy. Joe Kelly is also trending on twitter, at least on my algorithm. Is it the Joe Kelly I'm thinking of? Yes it is. I hope you are ok, Mr. Chára. He blocked a shot on his left forearm and was bleeding. I brought Korean food and malasadas (a doughier beignet with granulated sugar) to our Memorial Day luncheon. I'm about to try Korean black bean noodles. I have a chocolate chip Baskin Robbins pint in the fridge. Good Job Men. Wishing you a better game on Wednesday. Thank you, Mr. Rask. It's Chris Wagner's birthday everyday.
*Except I do like the "Thanks for coming Chuck" T. Rask quote.
On to St. Louis.
Game 1 W, 4-2 at Boston
Game 2 L, 3-2 OT at Boston
Game 3 W, 7-2 at St. Louis
Game 4 L, 4-2 at St. Louis
Game 5 L, 2-1 at Boston
Game 6 W, 5-1 at St. Louis
Game 7 L 4-1 at Boston
Wednesday, 6/12/2019. 6:31 PM. Breathe everyone. Breathe. Middle of the 8th for the Red Sox. Score tied at 3. Lord give us the strength. I love you so much Bruins. I am prepared for whatever the Good Lord decides on. Tonight....Game 7 in Boston: Bruins vs. St. Louis vs. NHL vs. gambling fixers vs. Lord Stanley. I'm rooting for the Bruins and Lord Stanley. Insert a violence quote here because it's going to be a bleeping bloodbath. Kevan Miller is taking copious notes. It's on, assholes.
12:06 AM Thursday, 6/13/2019. May I suggest reading "Learning to Tell Time with Puppies and Kittens" by Eustacia Moldovo and Patricia J. Murphy. I was reading that book as the third period timer winded down to someone I will introduce to you soon. "Make Way for Ducklings" by Robert McCloskey always cheers me up and I love the artwork. Yes, they are toddler books. "Tough Shit" and "The Alchemist" for adults. Gryz scored the goal. Thank you, G.
@Matt_Castle22 (Matt Castle 8:12 PM - 6/12/2019) "Jake DeBrusk is sitting by himself in the locker room in full pads. Head in hands and sobbing a bit. This team meant a lot too him."
I cried. I told my five year old niece that my heart hurts. She wrote this for me twenty minutes later.
I cried again but of happiness. My heart will go on and so will yours. Choose to be happy. Choose to believe.
2013 sucked way more than this. (edit 6/14/2019 and I survived that).
I love the Bruins. This will only piss off Marchand even more. Watch out for this lunatic when he has his hockey stick, gun, guitar, fist, and mouth full of chirps. This team played through bleeping boulders and hail of adversity.
If you came here to gloat go fuck yourself. If you write or think that this season was a waste go fuck yourself. This is only the beginning. I don't know when the 2019-2020 season starts. Sometime in two and a half months. I'll be here.
Thank you, Men. Thank you to the Bruins organization. Free agency will come and trades will be made. To those leaving the team. I wish you well and I can't thank you enough for what you did this season. "Don't be defeatist dear, it's very middle class" - Dowager Countess of Grantham, Downton Abbey. May your bones, mind, and heart heal.12:39 AM. I'm just listening to Cardi B on repeat. "I need ya'all to shake yo' ass - ass - ass" - Twerk. I will not get arrested this morning. I'm going to take a kickboxing class and run from one side of the country to the other. You will not break me, NHL.
The Red Sox won. I am happy about that. Life goes on darling. Thank you Bruins. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Lord Stanley. Jah will provide.
*****
Thursday 6/13/2019 11:35 PM. I wrote something earlier and then accidentally erased it. Whoops! It was about mental health. If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel keep on walking. Then I wrote something else that wasn't saved. Double Whoops. I don't care enough to retype it. Though I stand by the violent deed I mentioned about. Chin up you will get through this.
Yep, Still A Bruins Fan video from The Hockey Guy.
I watched a video, on mute, of a Blues fan reacting to the win and I was genuinely happy for him. Guess what, the Red Sox won today. On to the next one. Mr. M's tears are uniting hockey fandom. Building bridges like Jesus.
2018-2019 was Marchy 2.0. The 2019-2020 is scorched earth Marchy. If he can come back from these injuries. Brad Fucking Marchand doesn't play. Get 'um, kid.
*****
Sometime between Sunday (6/9/2019 and Wednesday 6/12/2019):
@PR_NHL (NHL Public Relations 9:20 PM - 6/9/2019) Tuukka Rask became the 19th NHL goaltender to record 50 career playoff wins and required the 10th-fewest games (tied) in League history to do so." Rask joins Flowers and King Henry as the third active tender to earn at least 50 playoff wins.
Bravo!
Speaking of Tuks, he just tweeted about Big Papi. Señor Ortiz is in intensive care after surgery. Parts of his intestines, gallbladder and colon were removed overnight.
@PrinceRoyce (10:19 AM - 6/10/2019) "Muy triste que la violencia se esté apoderando de nuestro país de tal manera que se nos haga más y más difícil disfrutar de nuestra Quisqueya. Espero que big papi y los demás afectados se recuperen muy pronto! (David Ortiz)" . It is very sad that violence is taking over our country in such a way that it becomes more and more difficult for us to enjoy our Quisqueya (Mother of all lands). I hope that Big Papi and the others affected recover soon!
Game 6 W, 5-1
- “The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom our real intent.”
- “There are five dangerous faults which may affect a general: (1) Recklessness, which leads to destruction; (2) cowardice, which leads to capture; (3) a hasty temper, which can be provoked by insults; (4) a delicacy of honor which is sensitive to shame; (5) over-solicitude for his men, which exposes him to worry and trouble.”
- “It is the unemotional, reserved, calm, detached warrior who wins, not the hothead seeking vengeance and not the ambitious seeker of fortune.”
- “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win”
- “If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Remember China? I do. I wonder if anyone picked up a copy of "The Art of War" in China? I guarantee the Captain has read this book. I've seen this team pull a rabbit out of a hat. How do you win first and then go to War? Someone on this team has figured that out. Is his jaw wired shut? Has he returned from concussion protocol? Is his name Butch Cassidy? Is he nursing a broken everything and hopped up on Russian Gas? Does he have a school of greatness? Is he Batman? Does he wield a guitar and a slew of insults? Is he playing fortnite this very instance?
@StanleyCup (8:05 PM - 6/6/2019) "Sunday. Game 6. I’ll be in the building."
Win first and then go to war, darling. Win first and then go to war.
6/8/2019 9:18 PM. Game 6 needs it's own section. Game 6 requires a new template on this site. (I changed the format so that the only blog up is the game 6 blog. Because this is the only game that matters.) I may fall asleep during the whole game. Wake up to a win. That's how I watch the Patriots games. (I didn't go to sleep. I did eat four dunkin' donuts but let's not talk about that.)
@NHLonNBCSports (11:15 AM - 6/8/2019) "What do (Bruins) fans think about (Mr. M)? We hit the streets to see just how much he means to the team and their fans." He's classy. Case closed.
We don't want to think too far ahead. We've got to go to St. Louis and we have to win that game. That's the bottom line." - Joakim Nordstrom. I love you Bruins, I bleeping love you. Win first and go to war, darling. Win first and go to war.
Sunday, 6/9/2019 8:12 PM. It's time.
8:38 PM. 11 minutes left in the first. Marsh scored on a power play. Holla at your boy!
10:54 PM. Señor David Ortiz please be ok.
"We Want The Cup" cheers from the St. Louis crowd, a player punches Acciari in the face, and with a wink the player skates off the ice. 20 something seconds remain in the third. An omen that quieted the crowd. Goals from Marsh, Carlo, Kuhls, Pasta, and the Captain.
Thank you Men. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Marchand. Man, oh man. I'm glad they bubble wrapped Carlo these last four months. Whoever did that, God Bless You. Outstanding. Back home to Boston, Game 7 is on Wednesday, and on to St. Louis.
Sunday, 6/9/2019 8:12 PM. It's time.
8:38 PM. 11 minutes left in the first. Marsh scored on a power play. Holla at your boy!
10:54 PM. Señor David Ortiz please be ok.
"We Want The Cup" cheers from the St. Louis crowd, a player punches Acciari in the face, and with a wink the player skates off the ice. 20 something seconds remain in the third. An omen that quieted the crowd. Goals from Marsh, Carlo, Kuhls, Pasta, and the Captain.
@PR_NHL (NHL Public Relations 7:51 PM - 6/9/2019) "Karson Kuhlman is the 21st different (Bruins) player to score at least one goal in the 2019 #StanleyCup Playoffs, which tied the NHL record for most unique goal scorers by one team in a playoff year (w/ 1987 Flyers)."
@ConorRyan_93 (Conor Ryan. 8:37 PM - 6/9/2019) Jake DeBrusk and Charlie McAvoy said that Patrice Bergeron delivered quite the speech in the locker room ahead of this game.
DeBrusk: “It made us all want to run through a wall.”
@ConorRyan_93 (Conor Ryan. 8:37 PM - 6/9/2019) Jake DeBrusk and Charlie McAvoy said that Patrice Bergeron delivered quite the speech in the locker room ahead of this game.
DeBrusk: “It made us all want to run through a wall.”
Thank you Men. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Marchand. Man, oh man. I'm glad they bubble wrapped Carlo these last four months. Whoever did that, God Bless You. Outstanding. Back home to Boston, Game 7 is on Wednesday, and on to St. Louis.
Hebrews 11:1 - Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see.
Luke Fox @lukefoxjukebox (10:03 AM - 6/3/2019)
"Asked David Pastrnak about Torey Krug's impact on the Cup Final. He looks over at (Joe Haggerty), smiles, and says, "Do you still think we're better without him?""
Thursday, 6/6/19 9:22 PM EDT. Score 1-0. Bruins down by one. The Captain and Kampfer are in.
11:11 PM. We Want The Cup.
Goal from DeBrusk. Life goes on, Regroup, and Believe. Complaining won't change the score. Disrespect won't change the score. Thank you, Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. I love you, Bruins. Game 6 is on Sunday. I'm grateful for that. On to St. Louis.
Friday 6/7/2019 4:52 AM. Should I take a photo of these tweets or just copy and paste it? For now....
- @Kaitalkscanucks (8:20 PM - 6/6/2019 from Vancouver, British Columbia) "I have no sympathy for the Bruins fans, players, coaching staff or management. Fuck the Boston Bruins. Fuck anyone who supports the Boston Bruins. Fuck Brad Marchand and his entire family, and anyone who has ever interacted with him positively."
Thank you.
@markscheig (6:20 AM - 6/1/2019) This is Albin Grewe. He spoke to 23 teams. He was asked what player he likes. “Brad Marchand. I like him.” #NHLCombine
Albin Grewe you are wonderful. Albin Grewe, du är underbar.
Reader: You have to be angry after Game 5.
Free Marchy response: God will provide. Jah will provide. Lord Stanley will provide. St. Damien will provide. Brad Marchand will provide. Brad Marchand with his one hand will provide.
Another tweet. I won't take a photo of this one. From a year and a half ago:
- @SNstats (2:07 PM - 1/24/2018) "...Brad Marchand discipline history
3 fines
19 games lost
$872,522.61 in forfeited salary".
The sacrifice that these Men and their families go through. I will never understand. I'm not a professional athlete. I'm not related to an athlete. I'm not hockey tough. I don't think this is what Lord Stanley had in mind but this is professional men's hockey 2019 in the Americas. Whatever financial support you Men need in the future I'll be here for you.
The 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup starts today. Brava Ladies.
Acciari's dog is named Thor. Don't mess with Thor and his master. It's been 6 hours and Cam Neely is still pissed off. "Your blood pressure, Mr. Neely. Your blood pressure". Glass half full: It's a great GIF of you throwing the water bottle. The David Krejčí School of Greatness represented. On to St. Louis.
Game 4 L, 4-2
Hebrews 4:16 For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but we have one who in every respect has been tested as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore approach the throne of grace with boldness, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need.
It's time. You deserve to be here. Be well, Men. Thank you. Dracarys.
Monday, 6/3/2019. 11:04 PM EDT. Oh, brother. Goals from Coyle and Carlo. Thank you Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. Safe travels back to Boston. I've often wondered how do the players get home after a game like this? I would take a car service. I sincerely hope that Captain Chára isn't biking home at 3 AM. Where he is pissed off, mumbling, and resisting medical treatment. Police and ambulance escort trailing behind him. Czechoslovakia hockey guy. I'm sure he will still pause and attempt to say, "Thank you Bobby Orr" to #4's statue. Back to hockey guy (tough)... when I said that Krug was a Boston hockey guy. I think he would want it made clear that he is a Michigan hockey guy. (I read a tweet at 7 AM on Tuesday 6/4/19 that the team didn't leave St. Louis. Ok, good. The Captain doesn't have to bike home in the dark. "Talk is cheap this time of the year. We have to show it on the ice." - DK. Dear God please resurrect The David Krejčí School of Greatness. While you are at it please resurrect the Red Sox, if possible. Necromancy!)
6/4/2019 1:48 PM. Ok.
- @ETD51 (7:19 PM - 6/3/2019) "If Marchand ever comes back with a cage I got dibs on “despite all his rage he is still just a rat in a cage” you’re all on notice."
Watching replays of yesterday's game. Coyle's Grandma doesn't like that. Nana Mary Kelly went skydiving for her 80th birthday. Don't mess with her. You are going to be ok. I am going to be ok. We are going to be ok together. We will survive this together. I love the Bruins and I believe in the Bruins. Game 5 is on Thursday. On to St. Louis.
Game 3 W, 7-2
Time to get biblical.
Revelation 21:1-4 Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and the sea was no more. And I saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Behold, the dwelling place of God is with man. He will dwell with them, and they will be his people, and God himself will be with them as their God. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”
Saturday, 6/1/2019 4:16 AM. If I wake up tomorrow and Urho Vaakanainen is in the lineup. I won't know how to contain my excitement.
@andystrickland (8:15 AM - 2/22/2019)
"Trent Frederic had secured a suite for dozens of friends and family planning to attend tomorrow’s game in St. Louis, his 1st as an #NHL player in his hometown. With him being sent down he has given his box to the #stlblues Special Hockey organization #NHLBRUINS" Check the timestamp. God remembers.
It's like seeing the test subjects figuring out the code.
8:10 PM EDT. He's not in the lineup and I saw the Red Sox score. Everything is going to be okay. Last night I wanted to type that the photo above reminded me of when the raptors started using door handles to open doors in Jurassic Park (1993). Good Luck out there Men. I love you. I believe in you.
9:55 PM. 4 minutes left in the second. Score 5-1. Bruins up by 4, Binnington chased, and now lots of sucker punches. Grandma Power.
11:07 PM. Goals from Bergy, Coys, Sex Magnet, Pasta, Krug, Acciari, (Was he fishbowl one, fishbowl two, or fishbowl three? Then again Marsh called it a bubble. The three this season, who wore the bubble face mask were Kampfer, Acciari, and Sex Magnet. I think Noes was bubble three) and Mojo Jojo also scored. Outstanding!! Hope you are okay McAvoy and everyone else who is injured. Which is pretty much the whole team. Thank you, Men. Thank you Mr. Rask. Heal, try to heal, and think positive healing thoughts. Ding, light bulb. Oh my goodness. Do they listen to those "healing power" videos on youtube? Positive healing energy. Reiki on blast. Limp to the finish line. St. Damien please hear our prayers. Don't get into any shenanigans, it's only just begun. Game 4 is on Monday. On to St. Louis.
Game 2 L, 3-2 OT
Wednesday, 5/29/2019 5:20 PM EDT. The black bean Korean noodles was actually pretty tasty. It looks like spaghetti and more dark brown than black. On twitter I came across this shirt that says, "Best line in hockey". With a pasta emoji, rat emoji, and face with halo emoji. Which one are you again, Marshy?
I'm a little obsessed with the website Cameo. For a fee a "talent" records a video message for you. I just came across James White's cameo. cameo.com/sweetfeet Heck yeah! Bobby Robins with his surgical nose and prayers. I'm down. cameo.com/bobbyrobins. This is what I want him to say: "Sup, Pinoy this is Bobby Robins former Bruins Winger. Go with the Lord. Jesus Loves You. Happy almost 40th birthday. Go Bruins".
Marchand:"What about me?"
Me: "I'll get to you".
Then I came across Mat Robson, Wild goalie. cameo.com/matrobson1 When I saw the SAFTB flag behind him I thought, "Oh yeah. Bonafide". This is what I would like him to record: "Hi, (insert my real name). This is Mat Robson goalie for the Wild. Anton Khudobin should marry you. I was waiting at the airport with soda for Phil Kessel he can suck it now. Peace."
Marchand:"What about me?"
Me: "Okay, Okay".
Marchand is not on Cameo. But if he were this is what I envision he would record for me: "You piece of shit stole my name for a crappy blog. Put down the ice-cream pint and kiss my ass. You can't be called "Free Marchy" and not suck my wrench 24/7. You are insulting fan blogs all over the internet. Your grammar and punctuation sucks. You will never be a good blogger. I'm going to find you and kill you. Kisses from Brad Marchand". Thanks, Marsh. And that's him being nice.
Take two. He would strum and sing lyrics from "Love me Tender" by Elvis Presley and wish me an okay day. Even though "Can't help Falling in Love" and "Blue Hawai'i" are my two favorite Elvis songs. I'm really into "G.I. Blues" after hearing it in the car this past week.
Alright. Best of luck tonight, Men. Bring the fire, wave the Barstool towels for Rodger Goodell to see them, and ejaculate all over the building.
@MattKalman (2:23 PM - 5/28/2019) "Almost forgot to remind you that the #NHLBruins are undefeated since Brad Marchand bopped that guy in the head".
9:27 PM. Coach Belichick was the banner captain to begin Game 2. Coys and Nords scored. Score tied at 2. Stay strong, Gryz. God please bless his head and body. He got jacked by Oskar Sundqvist. The mayors are down, the mayors are all down. Coyle is too beautiful to be a mayor. 2 minutes left in the second.
Thursday, 5/30/2019 1:34 PM. Actress Riley Reed once said that if she thought you didn't cum enough, in a non-work situation, she would kick you out of her house. The game went to overtime I think sufficient amounts of matter decorated the building. That being said the team still lost, Marshy is making sure the Blues are applying eye drops to their eyes, and everyone is passed out from the donut burger. It don't taste good huh? "What doesn't taste good?" Both the loss and the donut burger. King #63 says to stay positive and we (the team) need to be better. Trust the neck beard. Thank you Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Safe travels to St. Louis. (Coyle's) Grandma Power. St. Damien please bless the Bruins who are not healthy, in mental anguish, and who need your help. Game 3 is on Saturday. On to St. Louis.
Thursday, 5/30/2019 1:34 PM. Actress Riley Reed once said that if she thought you didn't cum enough, in a non-work situation, she would kick you out of her house. The game went to overtime I think sufficient amounts of matter decorated the building. That being said the team still lost, Marshy is making sure the Blues are applying eye drops to their eyes, and everyone is passed out from the donut burger. It don't taste good huh? "What doesn't taste good?" Both the loss and the donut burger. King #63 says to stay positive and we (the team) need to be better. Trust the neck beard. Thank you Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Safe travels to St. Louis. (Coyle's) Grandma Power. St. Damien please bless the Bruins who are not healthy, in mental anguish, and who need your help. Game 3 is on Saturday. On to St. Louis.
Game 1 W, 4-2
Lord please help the Bruins. Guide them to whatever you see fit. Thank you for this day and for your mercy. And thank you for Ice-cream, vegetarian food, chipped teeth, Anton Khudobin and toque/trapper hats.
Happy Memorial Day.
Monday, 5/27/2019 7:34 PM EDT. Thank you, Bill Buckner. May St. Peter welcome you to the big baseball field in the sky.
"Boston is in my blood.
Boston raised me.
This place is my home." - Charlie Coyle, "Let's Bring It Home".
Marchand thinks he's both Cersi and Ghost (the direwolf). Bergy says he's Jon Snow and Pasta is Tormund Giantsbane. I'll find the link for the video.
It's Chris Wagner's birthday today.
10:18 PM. 18 minutes left in the third. Score tied. Goals from Cliffy and McAvoy. I never call him Chuck*. Time to breakout.
11:09 PM. Additional goals from Sex Magnet and Marshy. Marshy is trending on twitter. Hate will do that. Torey Krug,
*Except I do like the "Thanks for coming Chuck" T. Rask quote.
On to St. Louis.
Game 1 W, 4-2 at Boston
Game 2 L, 3-2 OT at Boston
Game 3 W, 7-2 at St. Louis
Game 4 L, 4-2 at St. Louis
Game 5 L, 2-1 at Boston
Game 6 W, 5-1 at St. Louis
Game 7 L 4-1 at Boston
