Eastern Conference Finals v. Carolina
Game 4 W, 4-0
Thursday, 5/16/2019. 7 PM EDT. It ain't going to be easy but who wants easy? Go get 'um, Men. I hope DeBrusk has a bobblehead with his trapper hat on. I'm going to sketch him with the hat, cans of soda, and missing teeth. What would be my Marchand drawing? Pizza slice, in the penalty box, with a guitar. When he is waving the "flag" in the penalty box? Him sitting on an opponent's back playing a guitar? Wags, are you heavily medicated at this moment? More than usual? I think he's watching reruns of GOT. Depressed.
Speaking of being depressed. Don't watch the documentary heroin in Cape Cod or whatever the title was called. It made me more depressed. I will look up the correct title later... Heroin: Cape Cod, USA. I think Jaws, the movie, is a metaphor for the heroin bomb destroying New England. We are going to need more air canisters.
Back to the game. Come what may I am ready and I hope you are, too. Godspeed. Please score, Marshy.
10:29 PM. Bergy.
Score 3-0, Goals by Pasta and two from Bergy. John Moore is in for Big Zee. Four minutes and twenty seconds left in the third. Breathe.
10:41 PM. Carolina with an empty net. Marshy scores! Thirty seconds left.
10:43 PM. Wow! "Wow exclamation point" can't even explain this feeling. The Bruins are heading to the Stanley Cup Finals. Congrats, Men. The song "Poetry in Motion" by Johnny Tillotson is playing on the speakers. I'm going with poetry in motion as the adjective to best describe this feeling.
Thank you Carolina Hurricanes.
Thank you for the Southern hospitality. The gall of the unrespectable Boston media and masshole fans. F- them. Your organization pissed off Don Cherry. I loved it. Thank you Hamilton the pig. I would like to think that Dougie Hamilton had a spreadsheet of storm surge ideas. I can't believe DH is only 25 years old.
If you are in trouble tonight. Please seek help. I'm not your punching bag because your team lost or you lost in gambling. Remember you are never alone.
Drink responsibly. Have a sober driver. Use a car service and make sure it's the correct legit car you are suppose to get into. I'm going to feast on vegan food. What a ride.... and it ain't over. Thankfully. I've watched the BM "How about that shit" video at least 60 times. How about that shit?
Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. God Bless all of you. Safe travels back to Boston. Thank you so very much. On to San Jose or St. Louis.
Game 3 W, 2-1
Play Smart, Men. Play Tough. Boston Tough.
Tuesday, 5/14/2019 9:34 PM EDT. TUUUUKKKKKKKK!
10:09 PM. Breathe. Beginning of the third period. Score 2-1 Bruins. Goals by Marsh and Wags.
11:47 PM. @Matt_Castle22 (7:31 PM - 5/14/2019) "Sean Kuraly line with the best shift of the period for Boston. Big. Game. Player." @Matt_Castle22 (7:42 PM - 5/14/2019) "That’s the sound of Walpole gearing up for battle if Wagner is indeed hurt." Yeah, I think I like Matt Castle at least I do today. (3/23/2019. The part where I write, "I don't know if I like Matt Castle.) Wags arm is in a sling. NOOOOOOO!!!! I will light every candle for you, bro.
I better see "Thanks for Coming Chuck" on a t-shirt. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Rest Well. Heal. Game 4 is on Thursday. On to Carolina.
Game 2 W, 6-2
Happy Mother's Day and Day after M's Birthday.
5/12/2019 4:21 PM EDT. I forgot how Doc described Wags in the beginning of the second period. High functioning Bruin? Dependable Bruin? Darn I don't remember I will have to watch the replay. Cliffy just scored as I was figuring out what to type! Goals from Gryz, DeBrusk, and Cliffy. Connor Clifton's first NHL Goal. Congrats, kid. 11 minutes left in the second. Keep at it, Men.
4:41 PM. Well, the high functioning mayor is in the box right now.
9:19 PM. Me at the end of the second period, "Oh Marsh is going to get decapitated by Mr. Game 7". Additional goals from Gryz, Mr. Superhero of Animals, and Heino. More of this please. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Save travels into the eye of the storm. Watch your head Marsh. Don't take any of this for granted, On to Carolina.
*****
Mother's Day (for those who celebrate it on the second Sunday of May) is in three days. Last year our family celebrated the day before with an afternoon tea. I wore my Bruins fascinator. It was awesome. I'm so happy that the gifts I ordered, for my Mom and sister, arrived on Wednesday. Marshy's birthday is in two days. Don't celebrated the sacred day by being an asshole. Do something nice for someone and say it's to honor Mr. M.
*****
"So at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is you won the Cup. If not, then you're all losers. So you know that's kind of what we're aiming for, we want to get to that end goal. If not, then we accomplished the same thing that everyone else has to this point." - Brad Marchand.
Game 1 W, 5-2
You ready? Godspeed, Men.
5/9/2019 4:20 PM EDT. As the team, the organization, and everyone's family and friends make there way to TD Garden I just want to say thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. I'm going to go to church, I'm going to buy soda (thanks to you DeBrusk and please tell me you will get a soft drink deal out of this), and recite the rosary. For those pissed at Marchand I'll say a prayer for you, too.
10:56 PM. Goals by Kamps, Mojo Jojo, Bergy, Coys, and Wags. Thank you, Mr. Rask. I love it. David Krejci your reaction was priceless. To those who are banged up and bruised I wish you well and that you are able to heal. Thank you, Kampfer.
Celebrate Sunday with the lovely Mother of Dragons in your life. On to Carolina.
Game 1 W, 5-2 at Boston
Game 2 W, 6-2 at Boston
Game 3 W, 2-1 at Carolina
Game 4, W 4-0 at Carolina
Thursday, 5/16/2019. 7 PM EDT. It ain't going to be easy but who wants easy? Go get 'um, Men. I hope DeBrusk has a bobblehead with his trapper hat on. I'm going to sketch him with the hat, cans of soda, and missing teeth. What would be my Marchand drawing? Pizza slice, in the penalty box, with a guitar. When he is waving the "flag" in the penalty box? Him sitting on an opponent's back playing a guitar? Wags, are you heavily medicated at this moment? More than usual? I think he's watching reruns of GOT. Depressed.
Speaking of being depressed. Don't watch the documentary heroin in Cape Cod or whatever the title was called. It made me more depressed. I will look up the correct title later... Heroin: Cape Cod, USA. I think Jaws, the movie, is a metaphor for the heroin bomb destroying New England. We are going to need more air canisters.
Back to the game. Come what may I am ready and I hope you are, too. Godspeed. Please score, Marshy.
10:29 PM. Bergy.
Score 3-0, Goals by Pasta and two from Bergy. John Moore is in for Big Zee. Four minutes and twenty seconds left in the third. Breathe.
10:41 PM. Carolina with an empty net. Marshy scores! Thirty seconds left.
10:43 PM. Wow! "Wow exclamation point" can't even explain this feeling. The Bruins are heading to the Stanley Cup Finals. Congrats, Men. The song "Poetry in Motion" by Johnny Tillotson is playing on the speakers. I'm going with poetry in motion as the adjective to best describe this feeling.
Thank you Carolina Hurricanes.
Thank you for the Southern hospitality. The gall of the unrespectable Boston media and masshole fans. F- them. Your organization pissed off Don Cherry. I loved it. Thank you Hamilton the pig. I would like to think that Dougie Hamilton had a spreadsheet of storm surge ideas. I can't believe DH is only 25 years old.
If you are in trouble tonight. Please seek help. I'm not your punching bag because your team lost or you lost in gambling. Remember you are never alone.
- North Carolina coalition against domestic violence: nccadv.org/get-help
- North Carolina - Department of Justice information: ncdoj.gov/Help-for-Victims/Domestic-Violence-Victims.aspx
- Boston - Domestic Violence Programs: mass.gov/service-details/domestic-violence-programs
Drink responsibly. Have a sober driver. Use a car service and make sure it's the correct legit car you are suppose to get into. I'm going to feast on vegan food. What a ride.... and it ain't over. Thankfully. I've watched the BM "How about that shit" video at least 60 times. How about that shit?
Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. God Bless all of you. Safe travels back to Boston. Thank you so very much. On to San Jose or St. Louis.
Game 3 W, 2-1
Play Smart, Men. Play Tough. Boston Tough.
Tuesday, 5/14/2019 9:34 PM EDT. TUUUUKKKKKKKK!
10:09 PM. Breathe. Beginning of the third period. Score 2-1 Bruins. Goals by Marsh and Wags.
11:47 PM. @Matt_Castle22 (7:31 PM - 5/14/2019) "Sean Kuraly line with the best shift of the period for Boston. Big. Game. Player." @Matt_Castle22 (7:42 PM - 5/14/2019) "That’s the sound of Walpole gearing up for battle if Wagner is indeed hurt." Yeah, I think I like Matt Castle at least I do today. (3/23/2019. The part where I write, "I don't know if I like Matt Castle.) Wags arm is in a sling. NOOOOOOO!!!! I will light every candle for you, bro.
I better see "Thanks for Coming Chuck" on a t-shirt. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Rest Well. Heal. Game 4 is on Thursday. On to Carolina.
Game 2 W, 6-2
Happy Mother's Day and Day after M's Birthday.
5/12/2019 4:21 PM EDT. I forgot how Doc described Wags in the beginning of the second period. High functioning Bruin? Dependable Bruin? Darn I don't remember I will have to watch the replay. Cliffy just scored as I was figuring out what to type! Goals from Gryz, DeBrusk, and Cliffy. Connor Clifton's first NHL Goal. Congrats, kid. 11 minutes left in the second. Keep at it, Men.
4:41 PM. Well, the high functioning mayor is in the box right now.
9:19 PM. Me at the end of the second period, "Oh Marsh is going to get decapitated by Mr. Game 7". Additional goals from Gryz, Mr. Superhero of Animals, and Heino. More of this please. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Save travels into the eye of the storm. Watch your head Marsh. Don't take any of this for granted, On to Carolina.
*****
Mother's Day (for those who celebrate it on the second Sunday of May) is in three days. Last year our family celebrated the day before with an afternoon tea. I wore my Bruins fascinator. It was awesome. I'm so happy that the gifts I ordered, for my Mom and sister, arrived on Wednesday. Marshy's birthday is in two days. Don't celebrated the sacred day by being an asshole. Do something nice for someone and say it's to honor Mr. M.
*****
"So at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is you won the Cup. If not, then you're all losers. So you know that's kind of what we're aiming for, we want to get to that end goal. If not, then we accomplished the same thing that everyone else has to this point." - Brad Marchand.
Game 1 W, 5-2
You ready? Godspeed, Men.
5/9/2019 4:20 PM EDT. As the team, the organization, and everyone's family and friends make there way to TD Garden I just want to say thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. I'm going to go to church, I'm going to buy soda (thanks to you DeBrusk and please tell me you will get a soft drink deal out of this), and recite the rosary. For those pissed at Marchand I'll say a prayer for you, too.
10:56 PM. Goals by Kamps, Mojo Jojo, Bergy, Coys, and Wags. Thank you, Mr. Rask. I love it. David Krejci your reaction was priceless. To those who are banged up and bruised I wish you well and that you are able to heal. Thank you, Kampfer.
- @ConorRyan_93 (5:34 PM - 5/9/2019) Steven Kampfer appeared in 38 games with the Bruins in 2010-11 as a 22-year-old rookie. A depth piece in the B's run to the Cup, he didn't appear in a single playoff game. 8 years later, he scores for the Bruins in the Eastern Conference Final — in his second playoff game.
Celebrate Sunday with the lovely Mother of Dragons in your life. On to Carolina.
Game 1 W, 5-2 at Boston
Game 2 W, 6-2 at Boston
Game 3 W, 2-1 at Carolina
Game 4, W 4-0 at Carolina
