Bruins vs. More of Everybody
4/6 Give 'um Hell, L 6-3
6:08 PM EDT. Whoops. I didn't realize the game was early. Matt Castle @Matt_Castle22 (10:04 AM - 4/6/2019) "#NHLBruins Team Awards:
Eddie Shore (hustle & determination) : Jake DeBrusk
Elizabeth Dufresne (MVP home games) : Brad Marchand
John Bucyk (Charitable contributions) : Zdeno Chara
⭐️⭐️⭐️David Pastrnak
⭐️⭐️Patrice Bergeron
⭐️Brad Marchand"
I wasn't kind this morning so thus this team loses. Goals by Krej, Heins, and Grzs. Eh, reporter: Your exercise equipment is less-than-stellar, go blank yourself. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Brad Marchand. Party in the suite, boyz. I have less than two hours to regroup for whatever is in store for my beloved Red Sox. I believe, I am prepared, and I am here to stand witness. Protect your eyeballs, Holty. Lin Time!
It's been nice journaling the last twenty something games. It's even nicer that they have been winning, that Carlo can be part of the post-season, that the B's are playing in the postseason, that the David Krejčí School of Greatness is still associated with the B's after those fools wrote him off (Not on my watch), and that Marchand is doing what he does best. The men in black and gold were graced with many blessings this season and I wish them continued blessings. On to Toronto.
4/4 @ Hello Ryan Donato W, 3-0
10:16 PM EDT. Oy, Oy, Oy. Goal by Nords. Five-something minutes left in the 3rd. @NHLBruins (9:42 AM - 4/4/2019) Tonight’s #NHLBruins lineup:
DeBrusk - Bergeron - Pastrnak
Johansson - Coyle - Senyshyn
Heinen - Frederic - Kuhlman
Nordstrom - Acciari - Backes
Krug - Carlo
Grzelcyk - Miller
Clifton - Kampfer
Halak
Tomorow is TD Fansgiving. I'm ready.
10:31 PM. Thankful. After the Red Sox game I couldn't handle a loss. I'm a 1,000% behind what the Sox are doing. At the same time I'm convinced they are trying to kill me. Back to the B's...Third period goals by Pasta and Sens. Congrats to Zach Senyshyn. His first NHL goal. How were the nachos, Marsh? Thank you Mr. Halak. Safe travels back to Boston. Saturday will be the last game of the regular season. What a season. From China and back. Insert some Chinese proverb that I will look up when I have time to do so... Thank you everyone. On to Tampa.
4/2 @ These other guys again W, 6-2
7:41 PM EDT. Four minutes left in the 1st period. They just played "Dammit" by Blink 182, DeBrusk scored, and Marsh named NHL Third Star of the Month. MoJo's first goal as a Bruin.
9:26 PM. Mr. M has scored his 100th point of the season. Bravo! “It was his own fucking stick.” - Charlie McAvoy
10:44 PM. Yes! Thank you, Mr. Rask. Goals by Jakey, MoJo, An in love Marsh, Pasta, and Kuhls. Hello Minnesota. Donato's revenge game. Oh, Lord help us. On to the Wild.
3/31 @ Red Wings L, 6-3
7:42 PM EDT. The bases are loaded for the Red Sox! The bases are loaded and Swihart is at the plate. Rats. 10-8 final. The Red Sox play the M's again in May. I hope they win more than one game during that series. The Seattle skyline looked very beautiful. Safe travels to Oakland. Best of luck to you, Mr. Price.
Game 79 of the season for the Bruins. House Halak. Marsh got leveled (2/5 on the freemarchy leveled meter, Not dirty). https://twitter.com/BruinsCLNS/status/1112503981954265088 9 minutes left in the 1st. Score 1-0. Backes tussle (1/5 in the freemarchy tussle department). C'mon boyz, less than 2 minutes left in the period. 8:17 PM. Yikes!
8:39 PM. Jakey has scored. Score 2-1. 17:35 left in the second period.
10:08 PM. Hello Ohio, on to the Blue Jackets.
11:34 PM. Thank you, Mr. Halak. I love you, Bruins.
3/30 These guys again L, 4-1
1:15 PM EDT. Tuukka Time, Wags won the 7th player award, and Gryz is back in the lineup. Happy Game 14 of Marchand.
3:30 PM. Not so happy. Boyz are getting runned over. Young fans are not getting a puppy. At least not today. Big Dick Energy coming from #1 on the other team. Did he exorcise the ghost of Marchand? Goal by Acciari. Was Marchand a dick on the ice? Yes. Safe travels boyz. I love you. Thank you Mr. Rask. On to Detroit.
3/28/2019 7:10 PM. Go get 'um Red Sox. I love you. Happy Opening Day.
3/27 Rangers W, 6-3
7:09 PM EDT. Did I tell you I became a vegetarian during this Lent? It's pretty awesome. Alright. Back to hockey. 7:47 PM. Pasta with a goal. 16 minutes left in the 1st. Halak in the net.
10:10 PM. Don't f with Bergy, mf!
3/28/19 5:04 AM. @SportzzTweetzz (6:07 PM - 3/27/2019) "David Pastrnak headed to the sin bin, while his Dunkin penalty commercial comes on 😂😂 #NYRvsBOS"
https://twitter.com/SportzzTweetzz/status/1111072400077139968
Pasta hat trick. Goals from Pasta, DeBrusk, Bergy, and McAvoy. What do I say about Brandon Carlo? Um. The bubble wrap was keeping him from tussling. Brianna Pirre (7:12 PM - 3/27/2019) @bsp_13 "and that, boys and girls, is why you don’t even so much as breathe on patrice bergeron".
Thank you, Halak. B-Rad has 97 points. Sharpen your pencils and charge your device the David Krejčí School of Greatness is in session. Was Marchand a dick on the ice? Yes. On to the Panthers.
3/25 @ Lightning L, 5-4
8:43 PM EDT. 16:47 left in the 2nd period. Score 2-1, Marchand scored. Time to play smart and good hockey. Release the fury. Dear puck, find your way past the Russian wall.
"ATwitShow" @sassyblondie1 (5:46 PM - 3/25/2019) How many times is McDonagh gonna crosscheck Pastrnak in the damn lower back? #NHLBruins. Haaaleeeluuu #2! Coyle with his 12th goal of the season. More baby, more. 10 minutes left in the second.
10:18 PM. Goals from Marsh, Coys, and Cars. Out of the rink Tampa life treated you well, huh fellas? Ok, Marsh. Think about what just happened there.
A 3-1 road trip. Good. Not the road trip from Hell. Coach Cassidy: "We learned a lesson tonight and hopefully we'll be better for it down the road." 6 games left in the regular season. One game at a time. Safe travels, boyz. Thank you for today's fury. Thank you, Gronk. Thank you, Rask. Back home to Boston and on to the Rangers.
3/23 @Florida W, 7-3
9:44 PM EDT. Time to eat Dunkin'. Bruins clinched a playoff berth!
10:33 PM. Matt Castle: @Matt_Castle22 (2:45 PM - 3/23/2019) "Acciari might be certifiably insane...and I’m ok with that". I don't know if I like Matt Castle. Marina Molnar (2:46 PM - 3/23/2019) @mkmolnar "Noel Acciari just beat the wheels off MacKenzie Weegar". I do like Marina.
Mark Savard: (1:30 PM - 3/23/2019) @MSavvy91 Congrats Big Z (Zdeno Chara) on signing another year with deal with @NHLBruins The biggest human to play in the NHL and contribute on a regular basis and at 42 years old still a dominant force!! I could shed a tear!!! Hey @Bmarch63 show Z this he doesn’t have Twitter! #missUguys. Goals by Noes, Marsh, Big Z, Kuhls, Kamps, Pas, and Bergs. Be safe and well, boyz. Get Well Kuraly. May the Lord Be With You. On to Tampa.
3/21 @New Jersey W, 5-1
That's just Marchand being Marchand.
8:47 PM EDT. Going into the 3rd period. Goals by Bergy and Pasta. Foot on the gas, no passengers. 18 minutes left in the 3rd. Goal by Heinen.
8:54 PM. That Russian gas works fast. Kuraly back on the bench.
9:22 PM. Less than 2 minutes left. Score 3-1.
10:33 PM. Bergy scored again and a goal from Mr. Backes. A tweet: @ShawnHutcheon (7:15 PM - 21 Mar 2019) "#NHLBruins Brad Marchand contributed 3 assists tonight. He sits in 8th place in NHL scoring with 90 points on 31 goals, 59 assists." Heal fast Kuraly. Hello Sunshine State. Please drink a lot of water and wear sunblock. On to Florida.
3/19 @ Islanders W, 5-0
8:57 PM EDT. I'm not emotionally prepared for this upcoming period. Score 3-0 going into the 3rd. Goals by the bubble boys, Kuraly and Acciari. I am hoping for the best.
9:12 PM. Batman scored.
9:21 PM. DeBrusk out of the box and scores. Oh, kid. Game 5-0. 7 minutes left in the 3rd.
9:37 PM. Congrats, Tuks. His 4th shutout of the year. Ryan Whitney has to move to Turks And Caicos. On to New Jersey.
3/16 Blue Jackets W, 2-1 OT
8:38 EDT, 2:28 PM HST. Listening to the WBNS Blue Jackets broadcast. Bergy scored his 27th goal of the season. 1:58 seconds left in the 2nd period. Game tied at 1.
I've watched Red Sox Spring Training videos of ERod in a golf cart and on a boat fishing with Señor Pedro M. Good stuff. @guerinaustin 12:59 PM, 3/16/19: "Cora started his post-game presser - “We’re back!”".
Halak! 2:26 left in OT. Mr. M with the OT goal and noodle arms celly. His 31st goal of the season. @ShawnHutcheon 6:56 PM - 3/16/19 "With goal & assist tonight, #NHLBruins Brad Marchand has 87 points on season. He needs 13 points in last 10 games of season to reach 100 points. I think he can do it."
9:58 PM. May St. Patrick bless you and yours. Be safe. Don't even bother drinking. There is no point to it all one does is hurl, piss, and annoy. Don't line the mans' wallet. Don't get murdered and don't murder anyone. Can you tell I've been listening to the "My Favorite Murder" pod. SSDGM. Speaking of murders, Hello Long Island. On to the Islanders.
W 3/16 Blue Jackets, 2 - 1
W 3/19 @ Islanders, 5 - 0
W 3/21 @New Jersey, 5 - 1
W 3/23 @Florida, 7 - 3
L 3/25 @ Lightning, 5 - 4
W 3/27 Rangers, 6 - 3
L 3/20 Florida, 4-1
L 3/31 @Red Wings, 6-3
W 4/2 @Blue Jackets, 6-2
W 4/4 @ Wild, 3-0
L 4/6 Lightning, 6-3
6:08 PM EDT. Whoops. I didn't realize the game was early. Matt Castle @Matt_Castle22 (10:04 AM - 4/6/2019) "#NHLBruins Team Awards:
Eddie Shore (hustle & determination) : Jake DeBrusk
Elizabeth Dufresne (MVP home games) : Brad Marchand
John Bucyk (Charitable contributions) : Zdeno Chara
⭐️⭐️⭐️David Pastrnak
⭐️⭐️Patrice Bergeron
⭐️Brad Marchand"
I wasn't kind this morning so thus this team loses. Goals by Krej, Heins, and Grzs. Eh, reporter: Your exercise equipment is less-than-stellar, go blank yourself. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Brad Marchand. Party in the suite, boyz. I have less than two hours to regroup for whatever is in store for my beloved Red Sox. I believe, I am prepared, and I am here to stand witness. Protect your eyeballs, Holty. Lin Time!
It's been nice journaling the last twenty something games. It's even nicer that they have been winning, that Carlo can be part of the post-season, that the B's are playing in the postseason, that the David Krejčí School of Greatness is still associated with the B's after those fools wrote him off (Not on my watch), and that Marchand is doing what he does best. The men in black and gold were graced with many blessings this season and I wish them continued blessings. On to Toronto.
4/4 @ Hello Ryan Donato W, 3-0
10:16 PM EDT. Oy, Oy, Oy. Goal by Nords. Five-something minutes left in the 3rd. @NHLBruins (9:42 AM - 4/4/2019) Tonight’s #NHLBruins lineup:
DeBrusk - Bergeron - Pastrnak
Johansson - Coyle - Senyshyn
Heinen - Frederic - Kuhlman
Nordstrom - Acciari - Backes
Krug - Carlo
Grzelcyk - Miller
Clifton - Kampfer
Halak
Tomorow is TD Fansgiving. I'm ready.
10:31 PM. Thankful. After the Red Sox game I couldn't handle a loss. I'm a 1,000% behind what the Sox are doing. At the same time I'm convinced they are trying to kill me. Back to the B's...Third period goals by Pasta and Sens. Congrats to Zach Senyshyn. His first NHL goal. How were the nachos, Marsh? Thank you Mr. Halak. Safe travels back to Boston. Saturday will be the last game of the regular season. What a season. From China and back. Insert some Chinese proverb that I will look up when I have time to do so... Thank you everyone. On to Tampa.
4/2 @ These other guys again W, 6-2
7:41 PM EDT. Four minutes left in the 1st period. They just played "Dammit" by Blink 182, DeBrusk scored, and Marsh named NHL Third Star of the Month. MoJo's first goal as a Bruin.
9:26 PM. Mr. M has scored his 100th point of the season. Bravo! “It was his own fucking stick.” - Charlie McAvoy
10:44 PM. Yes! Thank you, Mr. Rask. Goals by Jakey, MoJo, An in love Marsh, Pasta, and Kuhls. Hello Minnesota. Donato's revenge game. Oh, Lord help us. On to the Wild.
3/31 @ Red Wings L, 6-3
7:42 PM EDT. The bases are loaded for the Red Sox! The bases are loaded and Swihart is at the plate. Rats. 10-8 final. The Red Sox play the M's again in May. I hope they win more than one game during that series. The Seattle skyline looked very beautiful. Safe travels to Oakland. Best of luck to you, Mr. Price.
Game 79 of the season for the Bruins. House Halak. Marsh got leveled (2/5 on the freemarchy leveled meter, Not dirty). https://twitter.com/BruinsCLNS/status/1112503981954265088 9 minutes left in the 1st. Score 1-0. Backes tussle (1/5 in the freemarchy tussle department). C'mon boyz, less than 2 minutes left in the period. 8:17 PM. Yikes!
8:39 PM. Jakey has scored. Score 2-1. 17:35 left in the second period.
10:08 PM. Hello Ohio, on to the Blue Jackets.
11:34 PM. Thank you, Mr. Halak. I love you, Bruins.
3/30 These guys again L, 4-1
1:15 PM EDT. Tuukka Time, Wags won the 7th player award, and Gryz is back in the lineup. Happy Game 14 of March
3:30 PM. Not so happy. Boyz are getting runned over. Young fans are not getting a puppy. At least not today. Big Dick Energy coming from #1 on the other team. Did he exorcise the ghost of Marchand? Goal by Acciari. Was Marchand a dick on the ice? Yes. Safe travels boyz. I love you. Thank you Mr. Rask. On to Detroit.
3/28/2019 7:10 PM. Go get 'um Red Sox. I love you. Happy Opening Day.
3/27 Rangers W, 6-3
7:09 PM EDT. Did I tell you I became a vegetarian during this Lent? It's pretty awesome. Alright. Back to hockey. 7:47 PM. Pasta with a goal. 16 minutes left in the 1st. Halak in the net.
10:10 PM. Don't f with Bergy, mf!
3/28/19 5:04 AM. @SportzzTweetzz (6:07 PM - 3/27/2019) "David Pastrnak headed to the sin bin, while his Dunkin penalty commercial comes on 😂😂 #NYRvsBOS"
https://twitter.com/SportzzTweetzz/status/1111072400077139968
Pasta hat trick. Goals from Pasta, DeBrusk, Bergy, and McAvoy. What do I say about Brandon Carlo? Um. The bubble wrap was keeping him from tussling. Brianna Pirre (7:12 PM - 3/27/2019) @bsp_13 "and that, boys and girls, is why you don’t even so much as breathe on patrice bergeron".
Thank you, Halak. B-Rad has 97 points. Sharpen your pencils and charge your device the David Krejčí School of Greatness is in session. Was Marchand a dick on the ice? Yes. On to the Panthers.
3/25 @ Lightning L, 5-4
8:43 PM EDT. 16:47 left in the 2nd period. Score 2-1, Marchand scored. Time to play smart and good hockey. Release the fury. Dear puck, find your way past the Russian wall.
"ATwitShow" @sassyblondie1 (5:46 PM - 3/25/2019) How many times is McDonagh gonna crosscheck Pastrnak in the damn lower back? #NHLBruins. Haaaleeeluuu #2! Coyle with his 12th goal of the season. More baby, more. 10 minutes left in the second.
10:18 PM. Goals from Marsh, Coys, and Cars. Out of the rink Tampa life treated you well, huh fellas? Ok, Marsh. Think about what just happened there.
A 3-1 road trip. Good. Not the road trip from Hell. Coach Cassidy: "We learned a lesson tonight and hopefully we'll be better for it down the road." 6 games left in the regular season. One game at a time. Safe travels, boyz. Thank you for today's fury. Thank you, Gronk. Thank you, Rask. Back home to Boston and on to the Rangers.
3/23 @Florida W, 7-3
10:33 PM. Matt Castle: @Matt_Castle22 (2:45 PM - 3/23/2019) "Acciari might be certifiably insane...and I’m ok with that". I don't know if I like Matt Castle. Marina Molnar (2:46 PM - 3/23/2019) @mkmolnar "Noel Acciari just beat the wheels off MacKenzie Weegar". I do like Marina.
Mark Savard: (1:30 PM - 3/23/2019) @MSavvy91 Congrats Big Z (Zdeno Chara) on signing another year with deal with @NHLBruins The biggest human to play in the NHL and contribute on a regular basis and at 42 years old still a dominant force!! I could shed a tear!!! Hey @Bmarch63 show Z this he doesn’t have Twitter! #missUguys. Goals by Noes, Marsh, Big Z, Kuhls, Kamps, Pas, and Bergs. Be safe and well, boyz. Get Well Kuraly. May the Lord Be With You. On to Tampa.
3/21 @New Jersey W, 5-1
That's just Marchand being Marchand.
8:47 PM EDT. Going into the 3rd period. Goals by Bergy and Pasta. Foot on the gas, no passengers. 18 minutes left in the 3rd. Goal by Heinen.
8:54 PM. That Russian gas works fast. Kuraly back on the bench.
9:22 PM. Less than 2 minutes left. Score 3-1.
10:33 PM. Bergy scored again and a goal from Mr. Backes. A tweet: @ShawnHutcheon (7:15 PM - 21 Mar 2019) "#NHLBruins Brad Marchand contributed 3 assists tonight. He sits in 8th place in NHL scoring with 90 points on 31 goals, 59 assists." Heal fast Kuraly. Hello Sunshine State. Please drink a lot of water and wear sunblock. On to Florida.
3/19 @ Islanders W, 5-0
8:57 PM EDT. I'm not emotionally prepared for this upcoming period. Score 3-0 going into the 3rd. Goals by the bubble boys, Kuraly and Acciari. I am hoping for the best.
9:12 PM. Batman scored.
9:21 PM. DeBrusk out of the box and scores. Oh, kid. Game 5-0. 7 minutes left in the 3rd.
9:37 PM. Congrats, Tuks. His 4th shutout of the year. Ryan Whitney has to move to Turks And Caicos. On to New Jersey.
3/16 Blue Jackets W, 2-1 OT
I've watched Red Sox Spring Training videos of ERod in a golf cart and on a boat fishing with Señor Pedro M. Good stuff. @guerinaustin 12:59 PM, 3/16/19: "Cora started his post-game presser - “We’re back!”".
Halak! 2:26 left in OT. Mr. M with the OT goal and noodle arms celly. His 31st goal of the season. @ShawnHutcheon 6:56 PM - 3/16/19 "With goal & assist tonight, #NHLBruins Brad Marchand has 87 points on season. He needs 13 points in last 10 games of season to reach 100 points. I think he can do it."
9:58 PM. May St. Patrick bless you and yours. Be safe. Don't even bother drinking. There is no point to it all one does is hurl, piss, and annoy. Don't line the mans' wallet. Don't get murdered and don't murder anyone. Can you tell I've been listening to the "My Favorite Murder" pod. SSDGM. Speaking of murders, Hello Long Island. On to the Islanders.
W 3/16 Blue Jackets, 2 - 1
W 3/19 @ Islanders, 5 - 0
W 3/21 @New Jersey, 5 - 1
W 3/23 @Florida, 7 - 3
L 3/25 @ Lightning, 5 - 4
W 3/27 Rangers, 6 - 3
L 3/20 Florida, 4-1
L 3/31 @Red Wings, 6-3
W 4/2 @Blue Jackets, 6-2
W 4/4 @ Wild, 3-0
L 4/6 Lightning, 6-3
