Second Round v Columbus
Just a friendly reminder Mother's Day is in 5 days (Whichever country that celebrates it on the second Sunday of May).
Game 6 W, 3-0
This is the only game that matters. You deserve to be here. This is your moment. Nothing else matters. Leave it on the ice, Men. Leave it all on the ice. I believe in you. Play smart, Be well, and win this game.
I like crispy Marchand. Marchand the other team just took your guitar and smashed it. What do you say to that?
I'm a month and a week behind... From Pasta's 'gram account 3/25/19. Picture an out of focus photo of the Batman line in the locker room. "It’s Game day quiz
1.Kick
2.Kiss
3.Marry
What do you got ?😉" Kick Marsh, Kiss Berg, and Marry Pasta.
5/6/2019 9:58 PM EDT. YAAAAYYYYYY! I have to collect my thoughts. I can't. I'm about to cry. Thank you so much, Bruins. Dear Mr. Tuukka Rask, I am so happy for you.
Goals from Krej, Mojo Jojo, and Mr. Superhero of Animals. Sex Magnet's goal didn't count but I'm just going to include him if only to type out sex magnet. Brad Marchand v. Everyone.
Thank you Columbus.
Not to be a downer but I think this is important to share: Ohio Domestic Violence Network - odvn.org
Boston hotline - Casa Myrna - casamyrna.org
Boston domestic violence programs mass.gov/service-details/domestic-violence-programs
You are not alone.
Thank you Mr. Rask. Safe travels back to Boston. Men, get well. Jerk City here we come. On to Carolina.
Game 5 W, 4-3
Where do we stand, Men? In the shadows or in the spotlight? You will never be closer to the Cup than you are right this moment. Rise Up. This is your time, grab it. No passengers, no mercy, no prisoners.
5/3/2019 7:46 PM EDT. I'm going to eat ice cream. To your health, Men. Believe.
5/4/2019 7:31 PM. All you horsies did a magnificent job. Plus que parfait tu as mon coeur. Kentucky Derby omen alert: A winning horse is bothering the other horses and is disqualified. Oh crap! Team Free Marchy we are screwed. More ice cream!! The Lord be with you and your spirit.
8:38 PM. "The two goalies have been sparkling" - Mike ‘Doc’ Emrick. Is that what Doc said? Sparkling? Sweet. Mr. Rask is a vampire. That is what is missing in hockey. More vampires. The David Krejčí School of Greatness! Score 1-0. Goal by Krej. Two minutes left in the second. Lord the Bruins need your help.
10:37 PM. Wooo! Goals from Marsh and two from Mr. Pasta. Lord have Mercy. I have to watch that game again. Rest tomorrow for there will be a battle on Monday. I hope you are okay Mac. I hope your favorite GOT character doesn't die in episode 5 tomorrow. I love you, Men. Thank you. Thank you Mr. Rask. PASTA!!!!!! I will buy you a whole new Givenchy wardrobe. You deserve it. All of you keep it up, please. Any Patriots player available to shotgun a beer outside of Nationwide Arena? TB12 you doing anything on Monday? Game 6 is in a day and a half. On to Columbus.
Video belongs to NESN.
Game 4 W, 4-1
5/2/19 6:39 PM EDT. "I choose violence" - C.L.. Somewhat. Nondetrimental organized chaos at least. Hello May. God Save the Queen. God Help the Bruins. Did Marshy force choke Lars Eller? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/04/29 Lord please bless the Bruins with strength, courage, good health, good mental health, good vibes, teamwork, and determination.
I ..... near a rub and tug facility and I completely laugh at the abundantly pleased and pleasured gentlemen who leave the storefront. There is probably a NHL'r currently in a r&t facility at this moment. Contributing their whatnot's to the oldest profession in the world. Dear Bruins, your r&t moment is not this week. You will not be playing golf this week. This season will not end this week. Put the gaming controller down. Turn off the monitor, Pasta. You will never be closer to the Cup than you are at this moment. Reach out and grab it. Please, reach out and grab it.
My dream today. Wearing my Bruins regalia and seeing a pro hockey player leave the r&t facility. I pray that a Brad Marchand chirp vacates my voice box loud and clear.
9:46 PM. Score 2-1, 15 minutes left in the 3rd. Goals by Pasta and Bergy. Halleluuuuujah! We need every available soda to the bench right now. Every available soda, stat. 13 minutes left. Men play smart, play true, and play to win this game. Lord Stanley! Pacing, Yelling, and Praying...
10:26 PM. 2 additional goals from Sex Magnet and another from Bergy. Kids, kids, kids let me tell you about a game four hockey game. A young man named Patrice placed the Boston Bruins on his back. A man from Finland named Tuukka the Great was outstanding. Charlie McAvoy went scorched earth. (Insert your name here) brought the thunder. Together this team lived to play another game. "Grandma says some guy named sex magnet scored a goal and his celly impregnated her." - my future descendent. Men, I love you. Thank you. Thank you Mr. Rask. Men, the magic must return. Whomever is broken, may the saints heal and carry you. Safe travels back to Boston, Game 5 is on Saturday, and on to Columbus.
Game 3 L, 2-1
4/30/2019 6:51 PM EDT. You will never be closer to the Stanley Cup then you are right at this moment. Do you want it? What will you do to raise the cup? The time is now.
A friend of mine: "You should not watch the game and see if that will help the Bruins win". So I'm not watching game three? Yet to be determined. Will my heart rate be higher watching this game or not watching this game? All I will do for the next two and a half hours is pace back and forth, pray, and yell things out loud. Does it all matter when the Celtics and Red Sox are also playing at the same time? Ok, iceboyz men. Do your best. Be safe. Love you, Wags.
My new jam is this: a thunder and rain sounds in a foggy forest youtube video. 10 hours of nature noises. I absolutely love it. I'm listening to it right now and if I can't watch this hockey game I'l be listening to that video. I think Brad Marchand likes "Me" by Taylor Swift* and he is trying to learn how to play it on the guitar. Please tell me this is true. I like the song. I'm a Swifty.
9:16 PM. Currently listening to SC #171 featuring Derek Stephan 4/29/19. About to listen to Torts stories. Is this an omen? I don't know the Bruins score. Though I do know the Red Sox are up 5-0, 7th inning, and Devers is at the plate.
9:46 PM. Pausing the podcast at the 55:45 mark and turning on the radio. My palms are sweating. I don't know the score, the game is still going on, and a minute ten left.
9:48 PM. Well, I guess I shouldn't have turned on the radio. Goal from DeBrusk. Thank you, Mr. Rask. I have no idea what happened in this game and I don't like it. Thursday game four, please tie up the series Bruins, and on to Columbus.
11:56 PM. Marchand is a dick.
Mother's Day is on Sunday, May 12th. Don't forget. I'm about to go shopping for mi madre. Marchand's birthday is on May 11th. I received a calendar alert ...or did some guy come up to me and punch me in the face? You decide. "I promise that you'll never find another like me"*. Currently watching the SJ and Colorado game. I believe in the Bruins. I believe in the best line in Hockey. I believe in Marchand 2.0. I believe my beloved Bruins will show up on Thursday. On to Columbus.
Game 2 L, 3-2
4/27/2019 1:49 PM EDT. Enjoy naptime, boyz. When I type in "Hockey leg sweeps" my internet search algorithm directs me to: "Hooked On Hockey Magazine - More Brad Marchand Dirty". More Brad Marchand dirty.... Chirp king watch your head, bro.
4/28 Midnight. Good things happen after midnight. 2nd OT. Goals by Gryz and Pasta.
12:12 AM. Darn. Thank you Mr. Rask. I don't know. I need to breathe. How pissed is Bergy. Series tied, game three on Tuesday, and on to Columbus.
Game 1 W, 3-2 OT
The time is now. How bad do you want the Stanley Cup? Black, Gold, and Dirty.
4/25/2019 6:51 PM EDT. I love you guys. Please win this game.
Please bring Edelmen along for the ride. He has nothing better to do.Antonio Brown (Zdeno Chára and the DeBrusk family) to Ryan Clark (the Leaf organization and fans): "It’s on site ain’t gone spare u". I found my new match-up! I wanted to see a Christian Vázquez and Anton Khudobin road trip show. When Dobby left town he lost the invitation to be on the show. Sorry, Dobs. My new segment incarnation.... The Chára and DeBrusk family go grocery shopping. You got the twins being twin youths, the blonde bears slicing and dicing up men, Chef D wheeling and snipping, Captain and Mr. DeBrusk roughing people up. I will finally find out what type of soda DeBrusk is drinking. DeBrusk till Dawn...where can I get this shirt?
Marchand: What about me? Johnny Cash Money is in the building, Johnny Cash Money is nothing to f- with.
9:14 PM. Playoff hockey Krug, God Bless you. Score 2-1, Bruins have to play catch up. Noes with the goal in the first period. 11 minutes left in the third. 10:10 PM. Charlie Coyle, out of East Weymouth, you beautiful-beautiful man. Congratulations! 2 goals and the OT winner from #13. On to Columbus.
Game 1 W, 3-2 OT
Game 2 L, 3-2
Game 3 L, 2-1
Game 4 W, 4-1
Game 5 W, 4-3
Game 6 W, 3-0
Game 6 W, 3-0
This is the only game that matters. You deserve to be here. This is your moment. Nothing else matters. Leave it on the ice, Men. Leave it all on the ice. I believe in you. Play smart, Be well, and win this game.
I like crispy Marchand. Marchand the other team just took your guitar and smashed it. What do you say to that?
I'm a month and a week behind... From Pasta's 'gram account 3/25/19. Picture an out of focus photo of the Batman line in the locker room. "It’s Game day quiz
1.Kick
2.Kiss
3.Marry
What do you got ?😉" Kick Marsh, Kiss Berg, and Marry Pasta.
5/6/2019 9:58 PM EDT. YAAAAYYYYYY! I have to collect my thoughts. I can't. I'm about to cry. Thank you so much, Bruins. Dear Mr. Tuukka Rask, I am so happy for you.
Goals from Krej, Mojo Jojo, and Mr. Superhero of Animals. Sex Magnet's goal didn't count but I'm just going to include him if only to type out sex magnet. Brad Marchand v. Everyone.
Thank you Columbus.
Not to be a downer but I think this is important to share: Ohio Domestic Violence Network - odvn.org
Boston hotline - Casa Myrna - casamyrna.org
Boston domestic violence programs mass.gov/service-details/domestic-violence-programs
You are not alone.
Thank you Mr. Rask. Safe travels back to Boston. Men, get well. Jerk City here we come. On to Carolina.
Game 5 W, 4-3
Where do we stand, Men? In the shadows or in the spotlight? You will never be closer to the Cup than you are right this moment. Rise Up. This is your time, grab it. No passengers, no mercy, no prisoners.
5/3/2019 7:46 PM EDT. I'm going to eat ice cream. To your health, Men. Believe.
5/4/2019 7:31 PM. All you horsies did a magnificent job. Plus que parfait tu as mon coeur. Kentucky Derby omen alert: A winning horse is bothering the other horses and is disqualified. Oh crap! Team Free Marchy we are screwed. More ice cream!! The Lord be with you and your spirit.
8:38 PM. "The two goalies have been sparkling" - Mike ‘Doc’ Emrick. Is that what Doc said? Sparkling? Sweet. Mr. Rask is a vampire. That is what is missing in hockey. More vampires. The David Krejčí School of Greatness! Score 1-0. Goal by Krej. Two minutes left in the second. Lord the Bruins need your help.
10:37 PM. Wooo! Goals from Marsh and two from Mr. Pasta. Lord have Mercy. I have to watch that game again. Rest tomorrow for there will be a battle on Monday. I hope you are okay Mac. I hope your favorite GOT character doesn't die in episode 5 tomorrow. I love you, Men. Thank you. Thank you Mr. Rask. PASTA!!!!!! I will buy you a whole new Givenchy wardrobe. You deserve it. All of you keep it up, please. Any Patriots player available to shotgun a beer outside of Nationwide Arena? TB12 you doing anything on Monday? Game 6 is in a day and a half. On to Columbus.
Game 4 W, 4-1
5/2/19 6:39 PM EDT. "I choose violence" - C.L.. Somewhat. Nondetrimental organized chaos at least. Hello May. God Save the Queen. God Help the Bruins. Did Marshy force choke Lars Eller? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2019/04/29 Lord please bless the Bruins with strength, courage, good health, good mental health, good vibes, teamwork, and determination.
I ..... near a rub and tug facility and I completely laugh at the abundantly pleased and pleasured gentlemen who leave the storefront. There is probably a NHL'r currently in a r&t facility at this moment. Contributing their whatnot's to the oldest profession in the world. Dear Bruins, your r&t moment is not this week. You will not be playing golf this week. This season will not end this week. Put the gaming controller down. Turn off the monitor, Pasta. You will never be closer to the Cup than you are at this moment. Reach out and grab it. Please, reach out and grab it.
My dream today. Wearing my Bruins regalia and seeing a pro hockey player leave the r&t facility. I pray that a Brad Marchand chirp vacates my voice box loud and clear.
9:46 PM. Score 2-1, 15 minutes left in the 3rd. Goals by Pasta and Bergy. Halleluuuuujah! We need every available soda to the bench right now. Every available soda, stat. 13 minutes left. Men play smart, play true, and play to win this game. Lord Stanley! Pacing, Yelling, and Praying...
10:26 PM. 2 additional goals from Sex Magnet and another from Bergy. Kids, kids, kids let me tell you about a game four hockey game. A young man named Patrice placed the Boston Bruins on his back. A man from Finland named Tuukka the Great was outstanding. Charlie McAvoy went scorched earth. (Insert your name here) brought the thunder. Together this team lived to play another game. "Grandma says some guy named sex magnet scored a goal and his celly impregnated her." - my future descendent. Men, I love you. Thank you. Thank you Mr. Rask. Men, the magic must return. Whomever is broken, may the saints heal and carry you. Safe travels back to Boston, Game 5 is on Saturday, and on to Columbus.
Game 3 L, 2-1
4/30/2019 6:51 PM EDT. You will never be closer to the Stanley Cup then you are right at this moment. Do you want it? What will you do to raise the cup? The time is now.
A friend of mine: "You should not watch the game and see if that will help the Bruins win". So I'm not watching game three? Yet to be determined. Will my heart rate be higher watching this game or not watching this game? All I will do for the next two and a half hours is pace back and forth, pray, and yell things out loud. Does it all matter when the Celtics and Red Sox are also playing at the same time? Ok, ice
My new jam is this: a thunder and rain sounds in a foggy forest youtube video. 10 hours of nature noises. I absolutely love it. I'm listening to it right now and if I can't watch this hockey game I'l be listening to that video. I think Brad Marchand likes "Me" by Taylor Swift* and he is trying to learn how to play it on the guitar. Please tell me this is true. I like the song. I'm a Swifty.
9:16 PM. Currently listening to SC #171 featuring Derek Stephan 4/29/19. About to listen to Torts stories. Is this an omen? I don't know the Bruins score. Though I do know the Red Sox are up 5-0, 7th inning, and Devers is at the plate.
9:46 PM. Pausing the podcast at the 55:45 mark and turning on the radio. My palms are sweating. I don't know the score, the game is still going on, and a minute ten left.
9:48 PM. Well, I guess I shouldn't have turned on the radio. Goal from DeBrusk. Thank you, Mr. Rask. I have no idea what happened in this game and I don't like it. Thursday game four, please tie up the series Bruins, and on to Columbus.
11:56 PM. Marchand is a dick.
Mother's Day is on Sunday, May 12th. Don't forget. I'm about to go shopping for mi madre. Marchand's birthday is on May 11th. I received a calendar alert ...or did some guy come up to me and punch me in the face? You decide. "I promise that you'll never find another like me"*. Currently watching the SJ and Colorado game. I believe in the Bruins. I believe in the best line in Hockey. I believe in Marchand 2.0. I believe my beloved Bruins will show up on Thursday. On to Columbus.
Game 2 L, 3-2
4/27/2019 1:49 PM EDT. Enjoy naptime, boyz. When I type in "Hockey leg sweeps" my internet search algorithm directs me to: "Hooked On Hockey Magazine - More Brad Marchand Dirty". More Brad Marchand dirty.... Chirp king watch your head, bro.
- @BruinsNation1 (9:29 AM - 4/27/2019) "Pasta is due for a breakout night in the playoffs. Could it be tonight?" Yes.
- @MattKalman (8:28 AM - 4/27/2019) Cassidy on #NHLBruins too many men penalties: “Clearly I can’t count to 5, let’s start with that.”
4/28 Midnight. Good things happen after midnight. 2nd OT. Goals by Gryz and Pasta.
12:12 AM. Darn. Thank you Mr. Rask. I don't know. I need to breathe. How pissed is Bergy. Series tied, game three on Tuesday, and on to Columbus.
Game 1 W, 3-2 OT
The time is now. How bad do you want the Stanley Cup? Black, Gold, and Dirty.
4/25/2019 6:51 PM EDT. I love you guys. Please win this game.
Please bring Edelmen along for the ride. He has nothing better to do.
Marchand: What about me? Johnny Cash Money is in the building, Johnny Cash Money is nothing to f- with.
9:14 PM. Playoff hockey Krug, God Bless you. Score 2-1, Bruins have to play catch up. Noes with the goal in the first period. 11 minutes left in the third. 10:10 PM. Charlie Coyle, out of East Weymouth, you beautiful-beautiful man. Congratulations! 2 goals and the OT winner from #13. On to Columbus.
Game 1 W, 3-2 OT
Game 2 L, 3-2
Game 3 L, 2-1
Game 4 W, 4-1
Game 5 W, 4-3
Game 6 W, 3-0
