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Semi live blog Bruins v Everybody

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Deus mi, audi quaeso mihi orationes. Dominus Stanley. Dominus Stanley. Huius benedicat Bruins.  A day before preparations.  The sorceress is gathering the ingredients. What, too dark? The simpleton is writing the grocery list. Is that better? Does this team want to be in the playoffs? Do you want to be second in the division, a wildcard team, or do you want Big Neely to blow this roster up?  The time is now, young men and Señor  Chára. Off to war! 2/20/19 @ Knights - W, 3-2 final s/o 9:21 PM EST. Post Snow Moon debauchery. M atty Ports a sked Brad Marchand to sum up Boston 6, San Jose 5 (OT) in two sentences:   “That. Was. A. Shit. Show.”   Hopefully tonight's game will be better.  11:48 PM. I can both fall asleep and have an anxiety attack right now watching this game. End of the 2nd. Score tied at 1. I check out some Red Sox Spring Training video. Oh, how I wish I was at Spring Training.  The B's acquire Charlie Coy...

Semi live blog Bruins v Sharks

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9:57 PM EST. J e suis à votre service. J e suis à ta merci. Cuir fòn gu do chinnidhean, is e àm a th 'ann California a ghabhail. 10:06 PM. What does that sign say? Brad Marchand is a Saint's.... I can't make out the rest. Bergy's head is in the way. I read the sign. Yes, he is. Hmmm. Columbus  Sharks scored.  10:15 PM. If I have to hear about Pasta's thumb one more time. Let's take a tally this game: I 10:44 PM. I was on the third decade, of the rosary, when Krug scored. I finished praying the rosary when Chára scored. Rookie Karson Kuhlman scores his first goal. Welcome to the dance properly. I'm going to eat a sandwich. 12:13 PM. Maybe only good things occur after midnight? Super Snow Moon time. Score tied at 4. Russian Gas, Smelling Salts, and Hookers await in Vegas. Backes is in the box. 2:17 AM. "Yeah, right. Exactly!" - Jack Edwards. That darn DeBrusk. Stay hot, DeBrusk. Stay hot. McAvoooooyyyyy! Oh, boys. How can you sleep after...

"I was in Jamaica..."

(Edited 11.28.2020. Video was removed from youtube. It was of Marchy talking about his NHL break plans. If I find another video I will upload it.)

Semi live blog of Bruins v Kings

@Barstool_Quotes 2/13/2019 "" If you're a sports fan you have the right to say guys aren't that good. Drew Pomeranz isn't that good." -- @Jared_Carrabis ". If you're a sports fan you have the right to say guys aren't that good. Jared Carrabis isn't that good.  Dear God, please let Pomeranz mow everyone down this season. F- Carrabis. I found the Louie DeBrusk video.  @Sportsnet 2/12/2019 " Perfect timing.   Jake DeBrusk tallied a helper for the Bruins while @LouDeBrusk was live on #IceSurfing. 👏" Louie Debrusk retweeted the video . I was only joking about the "Where oh, where is Brad Marchand" line from yesterday's post. I wish Mr. M well but if the stats aren't in his favor, the stats aren't in his favor. He will still eagle kick someone on the ice. Alright, how hungover and post-waffled (pre-waffled, waffled adjacent, and/or waffled) are the boyz tonight? Are they saving that for after tonight's game...

Semi live blog of Bruins v Ducks

1:40 in the 3rd. Empty net. Goal for the Bruins. Wags, former Duck. I've been listening to the Ducks broadcast. At first I didn't realize it and then the Bruins were up by 2 so I felt I should stick with this radio broadcast instead of switching over to WBZ. 1 minute remaining... I believe there will be a fight before the game ends. P.S. "Where oh, where is Brad Marchand?" Am I hearing "Let's Go Bruins" from the crowd? Bruins win. No fight. ***** Notes from earlier:  8:46 PM EST 2/15/19. The Bruins game starts at 10 PM. I'm currently listening to the Rangers v. Sabers game. End of 2nd, 3-2 Rangers. How is McQuaid doing? Checks stats. I watch the Rangers twitter video, "Which blueshirt has a French bulldog named Mika?" I am only able to recognize three players on the team. Hayes, Zuccarello, and Lundqvist. No name titles on the video, sorry I'm not in the know. I check the comment section. "Shatty was a punter". Who is...

This week in Marchand

Whatever you are doing keep on doing it, kid. 5 games, 8 points, 6 Assists, 2 goals, and.....0 penalty minutes. Sunday 2/10 Marchand scored the game-winning goal late in OT. First home win over the Avalanche since March 30, 1998. Pissed on Felger.  Marchand 2.0 Lives!  Bruins 31-17-8. Playoff Push In Effect. McAvoy , get it.  @nhlbruins (3:33 PM - 10 Feb 2019): ".@Bmarch63 and overtime is always a good mix.  #NHLBruins"  twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/1094741248601137153 "Brad Marchand’s goal lifts Bruins over Avalanche in overtime 'We got a lucky bounce, and we'll take it.'"  boston.com/sports/boston-bruins/2019/02/10/brad-marchand-bruins-avalanche "Brad Marchand wants Michael Felger to go from a ball-gag to a muzzle for his freezing cold Julian Edelman take."  985thesportshub.com/2019/02/07/brad-marchand-twitter-felger-mazz-julian-edelman-take/ Listen To No One.

Marchand, you move me

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Am I crying because of the Bruins (in both frustration and glee) or from the "Boston Sports Figures Congratulate Bergeron" video? Oh, Marchy. Thanks to whomever edited that video. Saved the best for last. Dobby is in net today.  2019 Stanley Cup prediction, take 2 : Hawks vs. Bruins rematch and the Bruins win. I am here for the miracle. Whomever is being traded from the Bruins, I wish them well.  I looked it up Mr. M was born in the year of the Earth Dragon. "The Dragon symbolizes power, nobleness, honor, luck, and success in traditional Chinese culture. The Dragon is a supernatural being with no parallel for talent and excellence ." Earth Dragon's are smart, ambitious, and hardworking.  FYI Bergy was born in the year of the Wood Ox. Wood Ox are "R estless, decisive, straightforward, and always ready to defend the weak and helpless."