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Second Round v Columbus

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Just a friendly reminder Mother's Day is in 5 days (Whichever country that celebrates it on the second Sunday of May). Game 6 W, 3-0 This is the only game that matters. You deserve to be here. This is your moment. Nothing else matters. Leave it on the ice, Men. Leave it all on the ice. I believe in you. Play smart, Be well, and win this game.  I like crispy Marchand. Marchand the other team just took your guitar and smashed it. What do you say to that? I'm a month and a week behind... From Pasta's 'gram account 3/25/19. Picture an out of focus photo of the Batman line in the locker room. " It’s Game day quiz  1.Kick  2.Kiss 3.Marry What do you got ?😉" Kick Marsh, Kiss Berg, and Marry Pasta.  5/6/2019 9:58 PM EDT. YAAAAYYYYYY! I have to collect my thoughts. I can't. I'm about to cry. Thank you so much, Bruins. Dear Mr. Tuukka Rask, I am so happy for you. Goals from Krej, Mojo Jojo, and Mr. Superhero of Animals. Sex Magnet's goal didn...

First Round v. Toronto

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Game 7 W, 5-1 4/23/19 6:38 PM EDT. Finish Them. 10:01 PM. YES! Goals by Nords, MoJo, Sex Magnet, Coys, and Bergy. I'm so happy for all of them. Thank you, Thank you Mr. Rask. Thank you, Men. Thank you so much. Thank you Toronto.   A statistic not mentioned when a team wins and another team loses is that domestic violence numbers rise. I don't know why they don't automatically show crisis numbers after a game. In between the money shelled out for alcohol ads. Domestic violence is violence or other abuse by one person against another in a domestic setting, such as in marriage or cohabitation. Don't treat others like animals.  thehotline.org  (USA)  healthlinkbc.ca  (Canada - BC).  dawncanada.net/issues/crisis-hotlines/   I'm not your damn punching bag or doormat because your team lost. Get out of there and seek help. Suicide Prevention and Support.  crisisservicescanada.ca/  You are not alone. Don't you want to see Babcock fired?...

Bruins vs. More of Everybody

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4/6  Give 'um Hell, L 6-3 6:08 PM EDT. Whoops. I didn't realize the game was early. Matt Castle @Matt_Castle22 (10:04 AM - 4/6/2019) " #NHLBruins Team Awards: Eddie Shore (hustle & determination) : Jake DeBrusk Elizabeth Dufresne (MVP home games) : Brad Marchand  John Bucyk (Charitable contributions) : Zdeno Chara ⭐️⭐️⭐️David Pastrnak ⭐️⭐️Patrice Bergeron ⭐️Brad Marchand" I wasn't kind this morning so thus this team loses. Goals by Krej, Heins, and Grzs. Eh, reporter: Your exercise equipment is less-than-stellar, go blank yourself. Thank you, Mr. Rask. Thank you, Brad Marchand. Party in the suite, boyz. I have less than two hours to regroup for whatever is in store for my beloved Red Sox. I believe, I am prepared, and I am here to stand witness. Protect your eyeballs, Holty. Lin Time!  It's been nice journaling the last twenty something games. It's even nicer that they have been winning, that Carlo can be part of the post-season, that the B...

Semi live blog Bruins v Everybody

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Deus mi, audi quaeso mihi orationes. Dominus Stanley. Dominus Stanley. Huius benedicat Bruins.  A day before preparations.  The sorceress is gathering the ingredients. What, too dark? The simpleton is writing the grocery list. Is that better? Does this team want to be in the playoffs? Do you want to be second in the division, a wildcard team, or do you want Big Neely to blow this roster up?  The time is now, young men and Señor  Chára. Off to war! 2/20/19 @ Knights - W, 3-2 final s/o 9:21 PM EST. Post Snow Moon debauchery. M atty Ports a sked Brad Marchand to sum up Boston 6, San Jose 5 (OT) in two sentences:   “That. Was. A. Shit. Show.”   Hopefully tonight's game will be better.  11:48 PM. I can both fall asleep and have an anxiety attack right now watching this game. End of the 2nd. Score tied at 1. I check out some Red Sox Spring Training video. Oh, how I wish I was at Spring Training.  The B's acquire Charlie Coy...

Semi live blog Bruins v Sharks

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9:57 PM EST. J e suis à votre service. J e suis à ta merci. Cuir fòn gu do chinnidhean, is e àm a th 'ann California a ghabhail. 10:06 PM. What does that sign say? Brad Marchand is a Saint's.... I can't make out the rest. Bergy's head is in the way. I read the sign. Yes, he is. Hmmm. Columbus  Sharks scored.  10:15 PM. If I have to hear about Pasta's thumb one more time. Let's take a tally this game: I 10:44 PM. I was on the third decade, of the rosary, when Krug scored. I finished praying the rosary when Chára scored. Rookie Karson Kuhlman scores his first goal. Welcome to the dance properly. I'm going to eat a sandwich. 12:13 PM. Maybe only good things occur after midnight? Super Snow Moon time. Score tied at 4. Russian Gas, Smelling Salts, and Hookers await in Vegas. Backes is in the box. 2:17 AM. "Yeah, right. Exactly!" - Jack Edwards. That darn DeBrusk. Stay hot, DeBrusk. Stay hot. McAvoooooyyyyy! Oh, boys. How can you sleep after...

"I was in Jamaica..."

(Edited 11.28.2020. Video was removed from youtube. It was of Marchy talking about his NHL break plans. If I find another video I will upload it.)

Semi live blog of Bruins v Kings

@Barstool_Quotes 2/13/2019 "" If you're a sports fan you have the right to say guys aren't that good. Drew Pomeranz isn't that good." -- @Jared_Carrabis ". If you're a sports fan you have the right to say guys aren't that good. Jared Carrabis isn't that good.  Dear God, please let Pomeranz mow everyone down this season. F- Carrabis. I found the Louie DeBrusk video.  @Sportsnet 2/12/2019 " Perfect timing.   Jake DeBrusk tallied a helper for the Bruins while @LouDeBrusk was live on #IceSurfing. 👏" Louie Debrusk retweeted the video . I was only joking about the "Where oh, where is Brad Marchand" line from yesterday's post. I wish Mr. M well but if the stats aren't in his favor, the stats aren't in his favor. He will still eagle kick someone on the ice. Alright, how hungover and post-waffled (pre-waffled, waffled adjacent, and/or waffled) are the boyz tonight? Are they saving that for after tonight's game...